I feel like I'm the only one that's shocked by this news. Honestly, just when I thought that nothing could ever shock me, Nicole Richie gets pregnant. But here's what I want to know. HOW??
It brings me back to college when a friend once bragged to me that she was so skinny, she had stopped menstruating. Yes, I said BRAGGED and that's a true story. But doesn't that raise a good point? How in god's name, did that skeleton get pregnant? She must be fertile Myrtle. Plus, with who-knows-what she puts into that sack of bones she calls her body, it's a god damned miracle she was able to conceive. As far as I'm concerned, Nicole Richie's carrying the Messiah if it survives.
2 comments:
whoa...if the next messiah is in fact the product of nicole richie and the good charlotte dude, i am thrilled that i am not someone who is sitting around waiting for that baby to be born. i mean, seriously, if this baby is going to be the one bringing on armageddon, i think i'll go ahead and stay a jew.
You crack me up!!!! To write a blog about Nicole Richie...Thats pretty funny!!!! I unfortunatly am so out of the loop with celeb gossip because of my lack of cable and tv!!!!!
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